chronicles part 2
Im only putting this up because someone asked me to
The FJ grew complacent with his deeds and did not notice the squall brewing (epically) on the horizon.
You must, my children, understand that for every force of good there is an evil. When The FJ crafted the notion of protagonist he unknowingly formed the ANTAGONIST.
This force of great logistical harm was known only as The Elder. He was a monster so large and ominous that his own shadow obscured his visage. He was the colossus. He came raining down his rage upon The FJ screaming horrible slurs and ignorance
“WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE IN ENGLISHS CLASSES AS THEY CANNOT GRASP IT!”
“SHAKESPEARE IS THE ONLY WRITING OF WORTH TO EVER OCCUR!!!”
Such could be heard throughout the land.
The FJ stood his ground and made no attacks against The Elder. The Elder, seeing The FJ’s inaction as weakness and lit upon him like fire to a buttered midget. His mighty spiked war club landed blow after blow and shook the very cosmos by its foundation. When he had tired and the dust cloud had dissipated, The FJ stood unharmed smirking.
The Elder was distraught
“BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?” Thundered the great shadow, “ I know my strikes were true”
“Well yes,” said The FJ smiling radiantly “but don’t you see you’ve only been hitting me with a wad of worms?”
“What?” began the titan bur he was cut short. As he looked to his weapon he saw that it had been replaced. Transformed into indeed a wad of worms.
The FJ, in his cunning, had reassigned the very words themselves thus changing the sign for the symbol.
“Now,” quoth The FJ, “don’t you think its time you retire?”
With his tenure spent, The Elder exploded into a pile of bones and books.
not liking the mess, The FJ set to work and created Mark the Lord of Language and CAPS LOCK.
"R.A. SALVATORE IS THE GREATEST AUTHOR EVER! I HATE OL' BILLY SHAKES! LETS PLAY KATAMARI DAMCHI!" cried forth the infant
The FJ immediatly regretted his dicision
~Mark out~
The FJ grew complacent with his deeds and did not notice the squall brewing (epically) on the horizon.
You must, my children, understand that for every force of good there is an evil. When The FJ crafted the notion of protagonist he unknowingly formed the ANTAGONIST.
This force of great logistical harm was known only as The Elder. He was a monster so large and ominous that his own shadow obscured his visage. He was the colossus. He came raining down his rage upon The FJ screaming horrible slurs and ignorance
“WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE IN ENGLISHS CLASSES AS THEY CANNOT GRASP IT!”
“SHAKESPEARE IS THE ONLY WRITING OF WORTH TO EVER OCCUR!!!”
Such could be heard throughout the land.
The FJ stood his ground and made no attacks against The Elder. The Elder, seeing The FJ’s inaction as weakness and lit upon him like fire to a buttered midget. His mighty spiked war club landed blow after blow and shook the very cosmos by its foundation. When he had tired and the dust cloud had dissipated, The FJ stood unharmed smirking.
The Elder was distraught
“BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?” Thundered the great shadow, “ I know my strikes were true”
“Well yes,” said The FJ smiling radiantly “but don’t you see you’ve only been hitting me with a wad of worms?”
“What?” began the titan bur he was cut short. As he looked to his weapon he saw that it had been replaced. Transformed into indeed a wad of worms.
The FJ, in his cunning, had reassigned the very words themselves thus changing the sign for the symbol.
“Now,” quoth The FJ, “don’t you think its time you retire?”
With his tenure spent, The Elder exploded into a pile of bones and books.
not liking the mess, The FJ set to work and created Mark the Lord of Language and CAPS LOCK.
"R.A. SALVATORE IS THE GREATEST AUTHOR EVER! I HATE OL' BILLY SHAKES! LETS PLAY KATAMARI DAMCHI!" cried forth the infant
The FJ immediatly regretted his dicision
~Mark out~

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