emo poem

Here is the emo poem from the game tonight. For those that weren't there, Matt gave me the card that said I have to write a crappy emo poem. I don't actually hate my mom or my dog, and I'm not allergic to dairy. Nor did I lose a girlfriend to bisexuality.

"xoxsomeonepleasekillmeoriwillbeforcedtodoitmyselfxoxcore!!1" by dictatordan.

i hate my life.
my mom's a bitch and didn't
breastfeed me enough.
she breastfed my brother enough.
my girlfriend became bi-sexual.
now she's into chicks.

what a shitty life.

the clouds melt like ice cream on a hot day.
ice cream that i'm allergic to.
i'm lactose intolerant.

now i'm sitting in my room.
my dog is staring at me.
my dog hates me.
i hate my dog.
she's a bitch.
just like my mom.

i have to go mow the lawn now.
then i'm going to slit my wrists
by sticking my arm under the lawn mower.

what a shitty life.